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63800:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,579我现在宣布63900:39:43,582 --> 00:39:46,745招家大当家的位置正式传给…64000:39:46,852 --> 00:39:56,523下贱…64100:39:56,562 --> 00:39:57,756从那边进去呀64200:39:58,197 --> 00:40:03,567下贱…64300:40:03,602 --> 00:40:04,569不是说失了踪的吗？64400:40:04,603 --> 00:40:07,197下贱…64500:40:08,207 --> 00:40:09,196这个不用，说64600:40:10,142 --> 00:40:11,905我回来拿回属于我自己的东西64700:40:12,645 --> 00:40:14,613阿福，你去了哪里？64800:40:14,647 --> 00:40:15,636你去了哪里？64900:40:16,248 --> 00:40:16,714玩嘛65000:40:17,316 --> 00:40:17,907玩嘛65100:40:20,152 --> 00:40:21,278那两位是…65200:40:23,856 --> 00:40:24,754跟我一起来的65300:40:25,457 --> 00:40:28,517福哥！你失踪了这么久你到哪里去了？65400:40:30,062 --> 00:40:32,257担心死…65500:40:42,107 --> 00:40:46,066太叔公，我想福哥失踪之前已经傻了65600:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,339现在还没复原65700:40:48,814 --> 00:40:50,441不像呀！65800:40:50,783 --> 00:40:51,374上65900:40:58,057 --> 00:41:00,321傻得好厉害，还非常燥热66000:41:00,359 --> 00:41:02,190脑袋里有怪声响，恐防有暴力倾向66100:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,319还是送去医院比较安全66200:41:04,596 --> 00:41:05,585去西医院吧66300:41:05,631 --> 00:41:06,290中医院66400:41:06,332 --> 00:41:07,128西医院66500:41:07,166 --> 00:41:07,825中医院66600:41:07,866 --> 00:41:08,696你全都说了！66700:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,224中西医都是你的人66800:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,737我有一个最公平的办法证明他不是傻的66900:41:13,372 --> 00:41:14,304人证67000:41:14,373 --> 00:41:15,965我证明福少爷不是傻的67100:41:16,075 --> 00:41:16,939物证67200:41:16,976 --> 00:41:18,273阿福，这是什么？漏枣67300:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,004是腊肠67400:41:19,211 --> 00:41:20,303全中67500:41:20,346 --> 00:41:22,644试问傻瓜又怎能够认得出腊肠是腊肠呢？67600:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,241现在人证物证俱在足以证明他不是傻的67700:41:25,284 --> 00:41:26,774随便抽两条腊肠出来就算是物证？67800:41:27,119 --> 00:41:29,383太叔公！福哥分明是傻的67900:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,487你才是傻瓜68000:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,624既然大家这么说，我有办法68100:41:35,928 --> 00:41:39,694现在举行一个「智能常识」问答测验68200:41:39,732 --> 00:41:41,632谁是傻瓜，桥仔很快就知道68300:41:42,301 --> 00:41:44,462先介绍一下敏搜汪我们的参赛者68400:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,367招福队68500:41:46,872 --> 00:41:48,169去！这么差劲68600:41:48,574 --> 00:41:50,064招积队68700:41:52,044 --> 00:41:55,138比赛规则是答中有一分，答错没分68800:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,841可以抢答，答错可以补答68900:41:56,882 --> 00:41:57,849比赛现在开始69000:41:57,883 --> 00:41:59,248中国四大发明是什么？69100:42:00,319 --> 00:42:01,513粥粉面饭！69200:42:01,553 --> 00:42:02,815错！有没有补答？69300:42:03,522 --> 00:42:06,855火药、指南针、造纸…69400:42:07,793 --> 00:42:08,623印刷呀69500:42:09,728 --> 00:42:10,490印刷69600:42:10,829 --> 00:42:11,921对！一分69700:42:13,899 --> 00:42:14,763有没有弄错呀？69800:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,268中国四大发明有什么理由不是粥粉面饭？69900:42:17,302 --> 00:42:18,599什么火药、指南针70000:42:18,637 --> 00:42:19,695没一样可以吃的！70100:42:20,606 --> 00:42:21,766比赛继续70200:42:22,241 --> 00:42:24,232为什么先看到闪电然后才听到打雷？70300:42:25,878 --> 00:42:26,776我不懂呀70400:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,212我弃权70500:42:30,783 --> 00:42:31,681弃权怎么又按铃？70600:42:31,717 --> 00:42:32,706表示我不满嘛70700:42:33,385 --> 00:42:34,249有没有补答？70800:42:35,054 --> 00:42:35,918我也弃权70900:42:36,789 --> 00:42:39,485其实好简单，见到闪电才听到行雷71000:42:39,525 --> 00:42:41,220因为眼睛长在耳朵前面71100:42:41,260 --> 00:42:43,888去你的！有没有再深一点的问题呀？71200:42:44,763 --> 00:42:45,422出场71300:42:45,464 --> 00:42:46,954真小家子气！71400:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,601走…去后面看，走…71500:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,234活该！71600:42:54,807 --> 00:42:56,672你们也出场71700:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,446走呀…看什么？71800:43:04,216 --> 00:43:05,774除了姓招的全部出场71900:43:05,818 --> 00:43:08,912谁在旁边吵来吵去暗中提示就当弃权72000:43:09,354 --> 00:43:11,879暂时招积一分领先，比赛继续72100:43:11,924 --> 00:43:14,188问题是一匹马怎可以吃了一只象？72200:43:16,128 --> 00:43:17,288那只马肚子饿72300:43:19,598 --> 00:43:21,156错，有没有补答？72400:43:22,668 --> 00:43:24,636因为在下象棋72500:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,260对！加一分72600:43:29,975 --> 00:43:34,435继续，人在一生中讲得最多的是那三个字？72700:43:43,555 --> 00:43:44,419不知道72800:43:44,723 --> 00:43:47,283对，答案是「不知道」，加一分72900:43:49,528 --> 00:43:51,018好呀！好！73000:43:56,435 --> 00:43:59,029恭喜福少爷…贺喜福少爷73100:44:00,139 --> 00:44:01,265你两个干什么？73200:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,705不关你的事，坐下…73300:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,299好酒量…73400:44:04,810 --> 00:44:06,209一只盲了左眼的山羊73500:44:06,245 --> 00:44:08,975左边有一块羊扒，右边有一只鸡腿73600:44:09,014 --> 00:44:11,346你猜那山羊会先吃那一边？73700:44:13,318 --> 00:44:16,412鸡腿，羊是不会吃同类的73800:44:16,655 --> 00:44:17,917错73900:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,714羊是吃草的傻瓜！74000:44:21,627 --> 00:44:23,652对，加一分，二比二打和74100:44:24,396 --> 00:44:28,856太叔公！这些捉狭的问题难登大雅之堂吧？74200:44:28,901 --> 00:44:32,337这些问题是模拟英国剑桥大学入学试74300:44:32,638 --> 00:44:34,128你不喜欢可以不玩74400:44:34,173 --> 00:44:35,367但我当你弃权74500:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,145恭喜呀福少爷，又多一分了74600:44:43,916 --> 00:44:45,440你们有没有弄错呀？不要紧74700:44:45,484 --> 00:44:46,280多喝一杯嘛74800:44:46,318 --> 00:44:47,808他不会喝酒的 那你饮吧74900:44:48,453 --> 00:44:49,249喝呀…75000:44:49,288 --> 00:44:51,153当我没说过 好酒量75100:44:51,190 --> 00:44:51,952当我没听过75200:44:52,357 --> 00:44:55,520下一题，孔夫子是中国最伟大的什么家？75300:44:56,828 --> 00:44:57,852老人家75400:44:58,630 --> 00:44:59,892这条我玩过75500:45:00,232 --> 00:45:01,130对，加一分75600:45:05,437 --> 00:45:05,960欠一分75700:45:06,004 --> 00:45:06,868福少爷75800:45:06,905 --> 00:45:08,031福少爷，恭喜呀75900:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,131我没有答中76000:45:09,174 --> 00:45:10,971亲戚答中了，一样嘛76100:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,738不如一起喝吧76200:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,373你们不喝我不喝76300:45:15,981 --> 00:45:20,645对，高兴嘛喝呀，你喜欢喝嘛…76400:45:20,686 --> 00:45:22,153喝吧…76500:45:23,789 --> 00:45:26,349一个孕妇，被人往肚子踢了一脚76600:45:26,391 --> 00:45:28,621但是她丝毫无恙，为什么？76700:45:29,962 --> 00:45:31,589因为那一脚踢得不够狠76800:45:33,098 --> 00:45:34,793我知道！踢她的76900:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,926是她肚子里的孩子77000:45:37,603 --> 00:45:38,399答得好77100:45:38,537 --> 00:45:41,267我意思是说那孩子的那一脚踢得不够狠嘛77200:45:43,208 --> 00:45:44,766反开不接受！三比三77300:45:51,283 --> 00:45:52,272醉倒了！77400:45:52,317 --> 00:45:53,875好棒呀77500:45:55,387 --> 00:45:57,912既然是三比三打和，不分高低77600:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,184接着是动作题77700:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,290智力过三关77800:46:01,827 --> 00:46:03,522好棒！又让我敲中了！77900:46:04,997 --> 00:46:05,588你先78000:46:05,631 --> 00:46:06,256你先吧78100:46:06,498 --> 00:46:07,692不用你让我78200:46:15,774 --> 00:46:16,604两头蛇？78300:46:21,013 --> 00:46:22,708这一局不算，再来一局，我先行78400:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,142你当我是假的？78500:46:24,182 --> 00:46:25,809不能反悔，四比三78600:46:26,018 --> 00:46:27,610我宣布招积是傻瓜78700:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,477我也说过我不是傻瓜78800:46:29,521 --> 00:46:31,182他才是傻瓜！好棒呀！78900:46:36,128 --> 00:46:37,220你的尾巴掉了79000:46:39,264 --> 00:46:39,787没有呀79100:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,435没有丢掉呀！79200:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,772你不相信我，可以问问别人呀79300:46:55,213 --> 00:46:56,578阿弟，有没有呀？79400:46:59,618 --> 00:47:01,142她说没有呀79500:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,347没有？那么为什么别人会取笑你？79600:47:03,388 --> 00:47:05,117他们喜欢我所以才笑呀79700:47:05,157 --> 00:47:06,988他们不喜欢你，所以不会取笑你的79800:47:07,426 --> 00:47:09,087喜欢你才取笑你79900:47:13,632 --> 00:47:16,863小妹妹，你刚才取笑他是否因为你喜欢他？80000:47:16,902 --> 00:47:19,063当然不啦！他是傻的嘛！80100:47:19,971 --> 00:47:21,632不是呀，我不是傻瓜呀80200:47:26,445 --> 00:47:33,078不是呀…我不是傻瓜呀80300:47:33,218 --> 00:47:35,049福哥，母猪会生什么？80400:47:35,787 --> 00:47:36,481小猪80500:47:36,521 --> 00:47:37,818母狗呢？80600:47:38,323 --> 00:47:39,255小狗80700:47:39,291 --> 00:47:41,452那么傻瓜会生什么？80800:47:41,493 --> 00:47:42,255小傻瓜80900:47:42,694 --> 00:47:45,527对了，你将来生的就是小傻瓜了！81000:47:45,564 --> 00:47:48,226小傻瓜长大了就叫傻瓜81100:47:48,266 --> 00:47:50,359到时候就会经常被人取笑81200:47:50,402 --> 00:47:52,893就像你今天被人取笑为傻瓜一样81300:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,742阿弟，我们走吧81400:48:00,779 --> 00:48:03,009你还没有拿回属于你自己的东西呀81500:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,613我什么都有了81600:48:07,686 --> 00:48:08,345走吧=====================================这边有全部的台词。http://www.shooter.cn/xml/sub/60/60831.xml
